Some things that Calvin has said that make us smile:

1) Crocodiles are opportunists.

2) Story 1:
There was a farmer and he had a pig.
He also had to send some mail to Brazil.  But, he confused the mail for the pig and sent it instead.
When the pig arrived and iguana attacked it.
Moral: be careful when sending mail incorrectly.

3) Story 2:
There was a girl named Emily who was from Venezuela, but traveled to Nepal on business.  She went to her hotel and had a lot of tea, so she couldn’t sleep -but she had an important business meeting the next day.  Since she couldn’t sleep (until late) she slept in and was late for her meeting and was fired.
Moral: Don’t drink tea when you have something important to do the next day.

There are more and will be added.